The check arrived today from The National Interest, and do you know what? I'm not going to cash it. But not because I'm going to frame it just yet, either. You see, I live in Japan, and the amount of the check is not even enough to cover the cost of having it cashed, then deposited in my bank account here. The BMW, which looked like this to me, now looks like this.
The moral of the story? Keep your McDay-Job, unless you've stumbled on to the next Harry Potter.
Just having a little fun, Nick. I'll write for you any time, okay?